lovelychristyxo:

itsleightaylor:

forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

holy shit

patricksalazar

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin

flynnriders:

inspired by [x]

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

ohsopeachykeen:

I wonder what taylorswift will be revealing tomorrow on GMA… a new single? A music video? A new cat she has? Tour dates? The tracklist?

aausten